- drive their kids to school in their pajamas without brushing their hair or teeth
- switch their kids lunches in the mad dash out the door and are bitter when they have to "fix" the f*#^ up.
- need to drink wine (insert alcoholic beverage of choice) to do homework with their children.
- are exhausted by 9am
- buy syrup for a class party which contains high fructose corn syrup [gasp.]
- wonder daily how any of their children will turn out "normal".
Remember, we are all in this together.